Mmmmmh. My birthday party is tonight. And I've already had two cancellations. I mean, out of 36 that's not that bad. But it's hard getting psyched. I ate chinese and feel huge and lazy. And I have to put on that hoochie dress that I bought yesterday. This is going to be bad. At least there's an entire canister of Redheaded Slut waiting to be consumed by me. 1.5 bottles Jaegermeister. 1 liter Peach Schnapps. And other liquor that I can't really remember right now....ok. So even if no one shows up, I think I'll be fine.
"Stuck in a perpetual motion. We're fighting against the machine."
Everybody needs to listen to the Flaming Lips.
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